Straight to video genre martial arts flick directed by Takashi Miike (who directed Ichi The Killer and Audition).Let me not the subtitle: 'Apocalypse Of Carnage.' This movie is far from ultra-violent. There's more shots of buildings, human traffic, hookers, and food stands than there is ultra-violence, or even violence for that matter.
Well, this was terrible. 64 minutes of mindless crap. Takashi Miike probably directed this with his brain switched off (Miike directs 8 movies in a year btw;). There's a bodyguard called Kiba, who works for this karate dojo. His current mission is to protect this woman.
The only scene I will remember from this movie, is where this Chinese warlord geezer is dancing around in a Tokyo strip bar with these semi-naked Japanese hostesses. Had I been 13, that would have been the highlight of the movie for me, and I would have recorded it for personal purposes. But that ain't even an exucse to buy, or even download this movie...
I'm not even gonna review it, it was so bad, but what I will do is NOT recomend it to you. I wouldn't recomend it to you even if you really like: Japan, martial arts, Chinese culture, Japanese women, the year 1994 (in which this... 'movie' was made). Don't even attempt to download it. It's one of those films that you'll feel you wasted 1 hour and 4 minutes of your life, when you could of been doing something better.
My rating: 1/10 rated RD-13 (Retardedly Dull)
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