You get paid lots to direct Spiderman 4, but have no creative freedom.' -David Cronenberg.I had the 60s Spiderman on video when I was a kid, rented them and all sorts. My mom wrote down the lyrics from the opening, and I'd sing along etc.
When I was 10 I asked my mom to buy me the Spiderman toys based on the new TV series that came out around the back end of 1995. I have to say though I was only into it because it was popular. Much like Batman forever, and WWF wrestlers, I wanted to the toys based on that douche just because it was popular... June 1995~September 1996... very unhappy days btw; ...
Actualy went to see the 1st Spiderman movie at the cinema 6 years ago. My brain fell asleep after the first 15 minutes. Thought it was douche, still do. I think this is douche, and I'll tel you why-
* typical medicore Hollywood movie, yada yada, just as bad as all Marvel movies
* Venom looks like he's swung out of a gay bar (or a Jerry Haliwell concert), and is like only in it for like 15 minutes or something, whereas he should have featured throughout the entire movie, psycholodgically torturing Peter Parker/Spiderman. Cause Marvel woudln't have the guts to create anything that dark and thoughtful.
* Venom and Sandman team up for about 10 minutes to draw out Spiderman. The script must have been written by a coke addict writer.
* And Venom was just like the gayest thing ever. Best enjoyed drunk or drunker than drunk.
THE END
My rating: 3.4/10 (and that's being genereous based on the Special FX)
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